You know it's a slow news week when...

... I post an article about the recall of Shrek headbands.



From what the recall notice says, apparantly on some headbands a wire has poked through the fabric and caused injury. In one reported case, the wire even killed an entire village somewhere in South America. Other reports claim the wires are simply getting drunk and squatting in abandoned apartment buildings.

Either way, the headbands have been recalled, and you should send any you have back. First of all, you wouldn't want the wire to come loose and poke your brain, and second of all, unless you're a Solid Gold Dancer, people really don't wear headbands anymore.

Shrek Headband Recall Notice